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Brian : Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter.
Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
Kenny : That's it? Thurgood Jenkins : Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it Kenny : You got it. Brian : First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter.
So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles.
Killer said "that's it! Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. Thurgood Jenkins : You know uh, I never thought I'd say this to anybody, but you two smoke entirely too much reefer. Probably always will! But not as much as I love pussy! The end. Sir-Smoke-Alot : The doctor said I need a backiotomy! The Guy on the Couch : Hey, is it January? Thurgood Jenkins : No, it's August. The Guy on the Couch : Really? Brian : For dollars I got Jerry Garcia in a pouch, man! Thurgood Jenkins : Who the fuck told you that? Brian : The man who sold it to me, Barry Garcia.
Thurgood Jenkins : So who is that, Jerry Garcia's brother? Brian : No, actually it was Andy Garcia's brother. Thurgood Jenkins : So, now we all live together in New York. I myself, am a master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it. Thurgood Jenkins : Abba Zaba, you my only friend. Thurgood Jenkins : I don't do drugs, though. Just weed. Thurgood Jenkins : The MacGyver smoker is a very handy guy to have around, especially when it comes to reefer. McGayver Friend : Hey, man, we're out of papers.
McGayver Smoker : All right. Then get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil. McGayver Friend : We don't have a corkscrew. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel. McGayver Smoker : [Friend looks at him funny] Trust me, bro. I've made bongs with less.
Hurry up! Old James Old James wasn't there I don't even know nobody named Old James. Thurgood Jenkins : [in a woman's voice] Samson M-Momma fell Samson Simpson : Shut up, bitch!
Thurgood Jenkins : You have smoked yourself retarded. Thurgood Jenkins : I be from Jamaica, mon. Lord have mercy. Samson Simpson : What part of Jamaica? Thurgood Jenkins : Right near da beach. Scarface : I got it! Why don't we sell that weed that we smoked earlier! Thurgood Jenkins : We suggested that already! Scarface : For real, B? Voice : Marijuana affects the memory. I was just wondering maybe if you're interested we can go out later and get some ice cream or something Scarface : OOH!
Thurgood Jenkins : Damn! Historian Smoker : You know, back in the '60s we used to smoke this shit on the street. Cops didn't say nothin', hell, they was gettin' high, too. Everybody was good. It wasn't a thing to do because it was a thing to do, you know? It was a thing to do because it got you high. Can you dig it? Thurgood Jenkins : Oh, I feel you, that's why I'm doin' it. I feel you. Man, you're cool as shit, mister. I hate to do it, but I gotta charge you.
That's 60 bucks. Historian Smoker : 60 bucks?
Man, I remember when a dimebag cost a dime, you know what I mean? Historian Smoker : You know how much condoms used to cost back in them days?Really baked guy
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